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	<description>the mind of a mad man</description>
	<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 14:29:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Beware of Bears Bearing Beers and Bolt-action</title>
		<link>http://punq.org/dreams/2008/07/26/beware-of-bears-bearing-beers-and-bolt-action/</link>
		<comments>http://punq.org/dreams/2008/07/26/beware-of-bears-bearing-beers-and-bolt-action/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 14:29:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>punq</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Alternate title: The right to arm bears
Suicide, it turned out, tasted not like the cold barrel of a gun but instead like an artificially sweetened malt liquor.
I lost my mind before I even walked through the gated arches of the police station. The psychological effect of the drugs was strong and my will to live [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Hillary, Thanks for the Google Ads</title>
		<link>http://punq.org/ramblings/2008/05/14/dear-hillary-thanks-for-the-google-ads/</link>
		<comments>http://punq.org/ramblings/2008/05/14/dear-hillary-thanks-for-the-google-ads/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 03:27:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>punq</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Sen. Clinton, I voted for you when you ran against John Spencer in 2006. Shortly after, I wrote you a heartfelt letter expressing some of my concerns as a voter, but neither you nor your staff felt it necessary to send even so much as an acknowledgement. But I&#8217;m writing to acknowledge you for your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mr 911 - The Giuliani Anthem</title>
		<link>http://punq.org/videos/2008/01/12/mr-911-the-giuliani-anthem/</link>
		<comments>http://punq.org/videos/2008/01/12/mr-911-the-giuliani-anthem/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 21:52:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>punq</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[When we posted Giulani&#8217;s mayoral ad, we didn&#8217;t think it would be such a hit. James left a comment pointing us to this gem, all about Mr. 911 himself, Rudolph &#8220;Rudy&#8221; Giuliani.  Please don&#8217;t vote for this toolbag.

Chorus: Mister 911-911-911-911-911-911-911-911
Do you want a man for president who really stands his ground?
Who profits from a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny FLStudio New Year&#8217;s Eve Easter Egg</title>
		<link>http://punq.org/music/2007/12/31/funny-flstudio-new-years-eve-easter-egg/</link>
		<comments>http://punq.org/music/2007/12/31/funny-flstudio-new-years-eve-easter-egg/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 15:17:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>punq</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Look in the upper left corner.  Happy New Year&#8217;s!  Don&#8217;t forget to puke tonight!

(click to enlarge)
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		<title>Most Gmail Spam Ever!</title>
		<link>http://punq.org/ramblings/2007/12/24/most-gmail-spam-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://punq.org/ramblings/2007/12/24/most-gmail-spam-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 19:23:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>punq</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I log in to one of my &#8220;Gmail for Domains&#8221; accounts today, one which I rarely ever log into.  What do I see? 233 new messages in my Inbox.  This basically just exists as a drop for administrative emails (in other words, spam).  Of these 233 messages, about 10 were legitimate.  I was still [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 5 Stock Picks In The Ghetto</title>
		<link>http://punq.org/videos/2007/12/21/top-5-stock-picks-in-the-ghetto/</link>
		<comments>http://punq.org/videos/2007/12/21/top-5-stock-picks-in-the-ghetto/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>punq</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Hilarious look into the economic outlooks as predicted by a group of residents from a suburban LA ghetto.

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		<title>&#8220;High as Fuck&#8221; by Jon Lajoie</title>
		<link>http://punq.org/music/2007/12/02/high-as-fuck-by-jon-lajoie/</link>
		<comments>http://punq.org/music/2007/12/02/high-as-fuck-by-jon-lajoie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 18:18:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>punq</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I thought I hit gold this morning when I found a video of &#8220;Hillary Fart[ing] During Debate&#8220;.  But literally the first person I messaged smacked me down by showing me a far funnier video.  File this one under &#8220;Music&#8221; anyway.

Read more for the lyrics.
 &#8220;High as Fuck&#8221; by Jon Lajoie
Have you ever watched [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unintentionally ironic hilarious 1993 Giuliani for Mayor ad with Donna Hanover and kids</title>
		<link>http://punq.org/videos/2007/11/18/unintentionally-ironic-hilarious-1993-giuliani-for-mayor-ad-with-donna-hanover-and-kids/</link>
		<comments>http://punq.org/videos/2007/11/18/unintentionally-ironic-hilarious-1993-giuliani-for-mayor-ad-with-donna-hanover-and-kids/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:02:30 +0000</pubDate>
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Read more for transcript.

Donna Handover (voice-over): &#8220;Integrity &#8212; that&#8217;s the first quality that comes to mind when I think of Rudy.  He&#8217;s honest &#8212; and he&#8217;s very kind.  When I first met Rudy he seemed strong, and at the same time gentle.  And I liked that.  I thought: this is the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PSA - Don&#8217;t Sleep With Those Guys</title>
		<link>http://punq.org/videos/2007/11/08/psa-dont-sleep-with-those-guys/</link>
		<comments>http://punq.org/videos/2007/11/08/psa-dont-sleep-with-those-guys/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 20:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>punq</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
Part 1 of 2 in a very special Punq.org investigative report on douche bags.

Voiceover: The following is a public service announcement from Aural Salvation.
There is a plague that affects us all.  Douchebags, running wild, committing &#8220;douchebaggery&#8221;.  And probably date rape.  We&#8217;re talking about &#8220;those guys&#8221;.  Take for example Lee Hottie, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Liquid LSD Home Page</title>
		<link>http://punq.org/music/liquid-lsd/2007/11/07/liquid-lsd-home-page/</link>
		<comments>http://punq.org/music/liquid-lsd/2007/11/07/liquid-lsd-home-page/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 18:10:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Liquid LSD has produced shitty techno since discovering sound recorder in Windows 98, when he produced &#8220;The Telephone Song&#8221;, an amateurish mashup of telephone system messages and electronic beats. Later, he discovered Rebirth and produced &#8220;Marijuana&#8221; within the 15 minute trial period of the demo program. Dubbing himself Nitrous Oxide, he downloaded Fruityloops 3 and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>David Blaine Street Magic Spoof</title>
		<link>http://punq.org/videos/2007/10/31/david-blaine-street-magic-spoof/</link>
		<comments>http://punq.org/videos/2007/10/31/david-blaine-street-magic-spoof/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 02:12:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As if it has to be pointed out this is a spoof.

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		<title>Genesis Does What Nintendon&#8217;t</title>
		<link>http://punq.org/videos/2007/10/26/genesis-does-what-nintendont/</link>
		<comments>http://punq.org/videos/2007/10/26/genesis-does-what-nintendont/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2007 04:06:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Hilarious.  Almost as good as the commercial for Robitussin: &#8220;Now with maximum strength dextromethorphan!&#8221;.  They weren&#8217;t kidding about the strength.  Speaking of Nintendo, something looks a bit funny about Mario and Luigi in this comic.
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		<title>Freaky Yet Catchy Music Video: Sia - Buttons</title>
		<link>http://punq.org/videos/2007/08/04/freaky-yet-catchy-music-video-sia-buttons/</link>
		<comments>http://punq.org/videos/2007/08/04/freaky-yet-catchy-music-video-sia-buttons/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2007 17:06:33 +0000</pubDate>
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Even with that snaggle tooth, I&#8217;d hit it wrapped in plastic.
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		<title>Gary Coleman in Cash Call Commercial</title>
		<link>http://punq.org/videos/2007/07/04/gary-coleman-in-cash-call-commercial/</link>
		<comments>http://punq.org/videos/2007/07/04/gary-coleman-in-cash-call-commercial/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2007 22:59:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>punq</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[This made me laugh out loud maniacally.  Mwahahahahahaha!  Happy 4th of July!

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		<title>Zero-Gravity Zoning ZZZ</title>
		<link>http://punq.org/dreams/2007/04/14/zero-gravity-zoning-zzz/</link>
		<comments>http://punq.org/dreams/2007/04/14/zero-gravity-zoning-zzz/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 00:02:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My neighbors really need to start obeying zoning laws.  I&#8217;m driving by, and what do I see?  A flatbed tow truck parked right on their roof.  And next to the tow truck is a guy standing on the roof, building another house right on top of the roof of the other house. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tantalizing Tantric Trainrides</title>
		<link>http://punq.org/dreams/2007/04/07/tantalizing-tantric-trainrides/</link>
		<comments>http://punq.org/dreams/2007/04/07/tantalizing-tantric-trainrides/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 17:59:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>punq</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The fluorescent track lights are lit too early; it&#8217;s only 6 AM and the light from the sun isn&#8217;t even pouring in yet.  The other riders are split between sleep and stress, where this author prefers the former.  But that locomotive&#8217;s diesel droning just lulled me back to sleep like I was at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Postcard Prints and Dynamite Flints</title>
		<link>http://punq.org/dreams/2007/02/10/postcard-prints-and-dynamite-flints/</link>
		<comments>http://punq.org/dreams/2007/02/10/postcard-prints-and-dynamite-flints/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Feb 2007 18:27:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When had I been here before?  This place looked like a postcard from one of the abandoned gift shops on the Taconic parkway.  There was a wide body of flowing water, a cliff over which it was flowing, and in the other direction, a massive construction project overhauling some old building near the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nuanced New York New Year</title>
		<link>http://punq.org/dreams/2007/01/13/nuanced-new-york-new-year/</link>
		<comments>http://punq.org/dreams/2007/01/13/nuanced-new-york-new-year/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jan 2007 19:27:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This New Year’s party was like no other I remember.  No one I knew was there, but everyone’s face was familiar to me.  Some of their voices sounded an awful lot like my friends and family.  The party wasn’t going well, it seemed.  In fact it didn’t seem like much of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hooray for Heavenly Hawaii</title>
		<link>http://punq.org/dreams/2006/12/19/hooray-for-heavenly-hawaii/</link>
		<comments>http://punq.org/dreams/2006/12/19/hooray-for-heavenly-hawaii/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2006 17:43:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was in Hawaii, but I couldn’t determine which island.  Some friends and I were traversing the rocky cliffs over the ocean.  Taking one wrong step, I knocked a rock out of alignment and caused it to start to fall down the face of the mountain.  Looking down, though, I noticed my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Impending Imperfect Pennies</title>
		<link>http://punq.org/dreams/2006/12/17/impending-imperfect-pennies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Dec 2006 19:54:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While meeting with a history professor, I was given a hand full of pocket change.   It was immediately obvious I had just received more than just average pocket change, as I noticed the penny in my hands was in fact a steel penny.   The coin was tails-up in my hand, so I flipped [...]]]></description>
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