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	<link>http://punq.org</link>
	<description>the mind of a mad man</description>
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		<title>Used Bible Google Ads</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What are you trying to tell me eBay?!
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		<link>http://punq.org/ramblings/2009/06/07/used-bible-google-ads/</link>
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		<title>Ultra Music Festival website (unintentionally) offering free MP3 downloads</title>
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Recently I found that my 80GB iPod Video just wasn&#8217;t big enough for me after all. But if you have spare space on your iPod and you&#8217;re looking for some badass beats to fill that void, you came to the right place. The home page for this year&#8217;s Ultra Music Festival is inadvertently offering nearly [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://punq.org/music/2009/03/17/ultra-festival-website-free-mp3-downloads/</link>
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		<title>Hot wings from hell</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Once you and I talked about what hell is, but only now do I know.
Hell is sitting in an important meeting at an investment bank, being asked important questions about subprime mortgage exposure, but only being able to think of the &#8220;suicidal&#8221; hot wings you ate last night.  Try not to think about it &#8212; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://punq.org/ramblings/2009/03/08/hot-wings-from-hell/</link>
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		<title>Party of the Angry Naked Man</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We were hanging out in my room. We sat around smoking killing time, when I stood up and realized I was completely undressed. I stood there and cracked a few jokes without attempting to cover myself up at all. Chris left to go somewhere, but left Dustin behind, although she left the immediate area as [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://punq.org/dreams/2008/12/05/party-of-the-angry-naked-man/</link>
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		<title>Infidelity of the Ferroconcrete Femme Fatale</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Wasn&#8217;t it just perfect?
That the doors were left unlocked to this utility room
I guess sparks just fly / when you and I / contact eyes
Imagine just you and me / producing all this place&#8217;s electricity?
I didn&#8217;t forget / but can&#8217;t you?
Could he ever love you / like I do?
We&#8217;re almost caught, and we don&#8217;t belong [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://punq.org/dreams/2008/11/04/infidelity-of-the-ferroconcrete-femme-fatale/</link>
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		<title>Barack Obama slam&#8217;s Bush&#8217;s &#8220;Orgy of Spending&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I really don&#8217;t have much to contribute on this topic, but I did want to just announce that as soon as Obama dropped the phrase &#8220;orgy of spending&#8221; during the debate, I was floored. I wasn&#8217;t expecting to hear &#8220;orgy&#8221; during the debate. Likewise, the VP debate the other night, Palin&#8217;s repeated use of &#8220;raping&#8221; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://punq.org/ramblings/2008/10/04/barack-obama-slams-bushs-orgy-of-spending/</link>
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		<title>The Dark Knight - Joker Interrogation Scene Spoof</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Dark Knight, while one of the more enjoyable films produced so far this year, was not without flaws. Perhaps one of the biggest criticisms was that of Christian Bale&#8217;s over-the-top Batman voice. YouTube user MonkeyandApple did a great job summarizing this in a succint and hilarious spoof, featured here.

Read more for transcript.

Batman: (raspy) Why [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://punq.org/videos/2008/08/20/the-dark-knight-joker-interrogation-scene-spoof/</link>
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		<title>Beware of Bears Bearing Beers and Bolt-action</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Alternate title: The right to arm bears
Suicide, it turned out, tasted not like the cold barrel of a gun but instead like an artificially sweetened malt liquor.
I lost my mind before I even walked through the gated arches of the police station. The psychological effect of the drugs was strong and my will to live [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://punq.org/dreams/2008/07/26/beware-of-bears-bearing-beers-and-bolt-action/</link>
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		<title>Dear Hillary, Thanks for the Google Ads</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sen. Clinton, I voted for you when you ran against John Spencer in 2006. Shortly after, I wrote you a heartfelt letter expressing some of my concerns as a voter, but neither you nor your staff felt it necessary to send even so much as an acknowledgement. But I&#8217;m writing to acknowledge you for your [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://punq.org/ramblings/2008/05/14/dear-hillary-thanks-for-the-google-ads/</link>
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		<title>Mr 911 - The Giuliani Anthem</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When we posted Giulani&#8217;s mayoral ad, we didn&#8217;t think it would be such a hit. James left a comment pointing us to this gem, all about Mr. 911 himself, Rudolph &#8220;Rudy&#8221; Giuliani.  Please don&#8217;t vote for this toolbag.

Chorus: Mister 911-911-911-911-911-911-911-911
Do you want a man for president who really stands his ground?
Who profits from a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://punq.org/videos/2008/01/12/mr-911-the-giuliani-anthem/</link>
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		<title>Funny FLStudio New Year&#8217;s Eve Easter Egg</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Look in the upper left corner.  Happy New Year&#8217;s!  Don&#8217;t forget to puke tonight!

(click to enlarge)
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		<link>http://punq.org/music/2007/12/31/funny-flstudio-new-years-eve-easter-egg/</link>
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		<title>Most Gmail Spam Ever!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, I log in to one of my &#8220;Gmail for Domains&#8221; accounts today, one which I rarely ever log into.  What do I see? 233 new messages in my Inbox.  This basically just exists as a drop for administrative emails (in other words, spam).  Of these 233 messages, about 10 were legitimate.  I was still [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://punq.org/ramblings/2007/12/24/most-gmail-spam-ever/</link>
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		<title>Top 5 Stock Picks In The Ghetto</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hilarious look into the economic outlooks as predicted by a group of residents from a suburban LA ghetto.

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		<link>http://punq.org/videos/2007/12/21/top-5-stock-picks-in-the-ghetto/</link>
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		<title>&#8220;High as Fuck&#8221; by Jon Lajoie</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I thought I hit gold this morning when I found a video of &#8220;Hillary Fart[ing] During Debate&#8220;.  But literally the first person I messaged smacked me down by showing me a far funnier video.  File this one under &#8220;Music&#8221; anyway.

Read more for the lyrics.
 &#8220;High as Fuck&#8221; by Jon Lajoie
Have you ever watched [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://punq.org/music/2007/12/02/high-as-fuck-by-jon-lajoie/</link>
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		<title>Unintentionally ironic hilarious 1993 Giuliani for Mayor ad with Donna Hanover and kids</title>
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Read more for transcript.

Donna Handover (voice-over): &#8220;Integrity &#8212; that&#8217;s the first quality that comes to mind when I think of Rudy.  He&#8217;s honest &#8212; and he&#8217;s very kind.  When I first met Rudy he seemed strong, and at the same time gentle.  And I liked that.  I thought: this is the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://punq.org/videos/2007/11/18/unintentionally-ironic-hilarious-1993-giuliani-for-mayor-ad-with-donna-hanover-and-kids/</link>
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		<title>PSA - Don&#8217;t Sleep With Those Guys</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Part 1 of 2 in a very special Punq.org investigative report on douche bags.

Voiceover: The following is a public service announcement from Aural Salvation.
There is a plague that affects us all.  Douchebags, running wild, committing &#8220;douchebaggery&#8221;.  And probably date rape.  We&#8217;re talking about &#8220;those guys&#8221;.  Take for example Lee Hottie, and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://punq.org/videos/2007/11/08/psa-dont-sleep-with-those-guys/</link>
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		<title>Liquid LSD Home Page</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Liquid LSD has produced shitty techno since discovering sound recorder in Windows 98, when he produced &#8220;The Telephone Song&#8221;, an amateurish mashup of telephone system messages and electronic beats. Later, he discovered Rebirth and produced &#8220;Marijuana&#8221; within the 15 minute trial period of the demo program. Dubbing himself Nitrous Oxide, he downloaded Fruityloops 3 and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://punq.org/music/liquid-lsd/2007/11/07/liquid-lsd-home-page/</link>
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		<title>David Blaine Street Magic Spoof</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As if it has to be pointed out this is a spoof.

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		<link>http://punq.org/videos/2007/10/31/david-blaine-street-magic-spoof/</link>
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		<title>Genesis Does What Nintendon&#8217;t</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Hilarious.  Almost as good as the commercial for Robitussin: &#8220;Now with maximum strength dextromethorphan!&#8221;.  They weren&#8217;t kidding about the strength.  Speaking of Nintendo, something looks a bit funny about Mario and Luigi in this comic.
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		<link>http://punq.org/videos/2007/10/26/genesis-does-what-nintendont/</link>
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		<title>Freaky Yet Catchy Music Video: Sia - Buttons</title>
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Even with that snaggle tooth, I&#8217;d hit it wrapped in plastic.
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		<link>http://punq.org/videos/2007/08/04/freaky-yet-catchy-music-video-sia-buttons/</link>
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